Quotes and Jokes (21 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during his root-canal?
His goal was transcend dental medication.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Frog]

Pragmatism : cumulating a hunger strike with Lent.

 

[special ed]

A person sent ten puns to friends, hoping at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Pragmatism : cumulating a hunger strike with Lent.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

An old classic

https://mworthington.co.uk/jalbum/Mark/Comedy/Part%201/Books/Peter%20Rabbit%20Tank%20Killer/Peter%20Rabbit%20Tank%20Killer.pdfL

 

[special ed]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were cold, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank.
Proving once again, you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

 

[MiTasol]

An old classic

https://mworthington.co.uk/jalbum/Mark/Comedy/Part%201/Books/Peter%20Rabbit%20Tank%20Killer/Peter%20Rabbit%20Tank%20Killer.pdfL

All I got on two browsers is a 404 error until I noticed the L after pdf. As soon as I deleted the L it opened.

 

[Greg Boeser]

All I got on two browsers is a 404 error until I noticed the L after pdf. As soon as I deleted the L it opened.

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Mom's are such killjoys.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Today is one of those days when I am getting a lot of email jokes. This is the pick so far.

 

[MiTasol]

and a few more - mixed bag

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris,
you would be in Seine.

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[Wurger]