Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

[Wurger]

There are the three best things in life. A good landing, a good orgasm, and good function of the intestines. A night landing on an aircraft carrier allows you to experience all three at once.

 

[special ed]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

 

[special ed]

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack.
One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

 

[A4K]

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack.
One hat said to the other, 'Where's the coat gone?' 'Ask Terry' he replied.

 

[Vic Balshaw]

Mmmmm, I'm beginning to wonder of Terry's coat is being shared around!!!!!!!

OK, I'm out of here...........................

 

[Snautzer01]

There are the three best things in life. A good landing, a good orgasm, and good function of the intestines. A night landing on an aircraft carrier allows you to experience all three at once.

They measured stress levels of carrier pilots in the Vietnam war. Combat over target was peanuts in comperison to landing in the dark.

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Snautzer01]

When you think you have a bad day...

Well...

Could be worse.

Ask him.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[don4331]

 

[special ed]

A backward poet writes inverse.

 

[special ed]

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
The it hit me.

 

[special ed]

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

 

[MiTasol]

some of the many I got today - some days nothing - others a truck load - and others nothing suitable for a family site

 

[MiTasol]

and one more

bbc one i wouldlike to apologise - Search Videos

www.bing.com

 

[Greg Boeser]

some of the many I got today - some days nothing - others a truck load - and others nothing suitable for a family site
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Forwarded the funeral home one to my wife. She works at one.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]