Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[ARTESH]

Problem solved, Iranian Online Shop Version:

+ Do you have green color of this one?
- Hi, Not Now! Why green? Red is beautiful too!
+ My dress is green.
- So, don't wear it!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

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Looks like Greta

 

[WARSPITER]

Looks like Greta

Could she already think in English at that age ?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Looks like Greta

How dare you?!!!

 

[MiTasol]

Could she already think in English at that age ?

Did not need to speak

The scowl looks like it was welded on even then

 

[MIflyer]

NEWS FLASH!

There is a warrant out for The Invisible Man.

The charge is Failure To Appear.

 

[MIflyer]

Vell, It's nuttin' I can say if dey're too lazy to make two trips!"

I was talking to some Sheriff's deputies one day and opined that if I had to shoot someone breaking into my house the best thing would be to just throw them in the bed of my 4X4 pickup and go dispose of them without mentioning the incident to anyone.

They replied, "You think you're strong enough to carry a grown man out to your truck and throw them in the bed?"

My response was, "I have a chain saw. I'll make two trips."

 

[michaelmaltby]

Shoot. Shovel. Shut xx Up.

 

[MIflyer]

 

[Wurger]

The inventor of the diet died at age of 65, the inventor of the jogging
died at the age 53. But the one of the smoked bacon died being 99 years old.
Think about it before the upcoming holidays.

 

[GTX]

 

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[gumbyk]

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Who TF is Thomas Sowell? Cause he isn't that funny...

 

[GTX]

Amusing April Fools Day tweet...but maybe one day soon it will become reality


View: https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1642068031491678208?cxt=HHwWgICxoZaL5sktAAAA

 

[MIflyer]

Who TF is Thomas Sowell? Cause he isn't that funny...

The name of the thread is "QUOTES and Jokes" and I strongly recommend you read some of Dr Sowell's work to discover how wise a man he is.

 

[Snautzer01]

The name of teh thread is "QUOTES and Jokes" and I strongly recommend you read some of Dr Sowell's work to discover how wise a man he is.

Thomas Sowell - Wikipedia

nl.wikipedia.org

 

[GTX]

to discover how wise a man he is.

You may think so but others might have differing opinions. Either way the quotes diminish the thread IMHO. Much prefer just the jokes and other amusing stuff.