Quotes and Jokes

ARTESH · Jun 5, 2023

Laws of physics exist...

GOAT: who the hell are you?

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Greg Boeser · Jun 5, 2023

Who says goats don't grow on trees?

Airframes · Jun 5, 2023

Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch "... they plummet!".

Wurger · Jun 5, 2023

It looks like they're getting ready to migrate.

ARTESH · Jun 5, 2023

Greg Boeser said:
Who says goats don't grow on trees?

Once I planted a coin, but it didn't grow!!!

ARTESH · Jun 5, 2023

Wurger said:
It looks like they're getting ready to migrate.

Yes, into our stomach!!!

Wurger · Jun 5, 2023

When they take off you have to use the AAA to get them down firstly.

Njaco · Jun 5, 2023

Gnomey · Jun 5, 2023

ARTESH · Jun 5, 2023

Wurger said:
When they take off you have to use the AAA to get them down firstly.

And flamethrowers!

SaparotRob · Jun 5, 2023

mmmmmm Barbecue!

Wurger · Jun 5, 2023

ARTESH said:
And flamethrowers!

Yeah .. especially at low passing.

special ed · Jun 5, 2023

at6 · Jun 5, 2023

You know the wrong person gave you a prostate exam when you hear,"Ummmmmmmmm Finger licking good".

ThomasP · Jun 6, 2023

Elvis · Jun 6, 2023

special ed said:
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Sounds like my dad.