Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[fubar57]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

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"Sorry lass, you'll have to settle for a flame."

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

I guess y'all heard about the guy who had an all-Amazon house? When an Amazon delivery driver dropped off a package the doorbell asked, "How may I help you?" The delivery man, who is black, had on headphones listening to music and thought the doorbell had used a racial slur. The driver reported that to Amazon and they responded by shutting off the guy's home systems and telling him they refused to deal with such racists. Nothing at home worked any more and he immediately ran into a problem with trying to deal with someone at Amazon that was not a computer. After about a week he finally got Amazon to look at their own doorbell data and then they said, "Whoops! Sorry!" and turned his house back on.

And we ain't even got real AI yet.

 

[bdefen]

From my Far Side desk calendar:

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

Don't you just hate it when all the parking spots are taken?

 

[Lucky13]

I say nothing!

 

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