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• Jul 27, 2023

• #22,661

Greg Boeser

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NVSMITH said:

-Actually "Time" is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

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Tell that to my job scheduler.

 

• Jul 27, 2023

• #22,662

buffnut453

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No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman a Native American, was the clever winner. His response to the unanswerable complete-vs-finished challenge was this.:

When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'

If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.'

And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,663

Vic Balshaw

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• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,664

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

I don't know where my friend is getting these senior bumper stickers but here are more

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,665

ARTESH

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Interesting topic!!!


View: https://youtu.be/UfwrogD17F4

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,666

Greg Boeser

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My boss' new trophy wife is a 38 FF.
Yup. He won the booby prize.

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,667

Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,668

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,669

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jul 28, 2023

• #22,670

Greg Boeser

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Lucky13 said:

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Passive population reduction system.
AKA: Stairway to Heaven
Installed in all senior high rises.

 

Last edited: Jul 28, 2023

• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,671

Snautzer01

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• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,672

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,673

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• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,674

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,675

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• Jul 29, 2023

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• Jul 29, 2023

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• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,678

Lucky13

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• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,679

F

Frog

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Having lobsters on your piano is better than crabs on your organ.

 

• Jul 29, 2023

• #22,680

Greg Boeser

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Frog said:

Having lobsters on your piano is better than crabs on your organ.

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Reminds me of a health and welfare briefing we got in the army.
"Now, it's no great shame to have crabs.
It is if you share them with your friends."