Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Our local funeral parlor offers free burials to their employees. In over 150 years not one single employee has used the perk.
Because when you die, you no longer work there.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I am going to rinse my eyes out with bleach.

 

[SaparotRob]

I am going to rinse my eyes out with bleach.

It doesn't work.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Not me. I took the under.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ThomasP]

Princess Lea in the metal bikini. There, job done, challenge won.

 

[Lucky13]

Those of you who live under the ruling of a cat, or cats....

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

The older man is the richer.
- silver threads among the gold
- blood sugar
- iron in the arteries
- kidney stones
- fixed property in pants
- and a lot of gas.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Airframes]