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[Snautzer01]

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I got a German shepard (Carlos, and a Belgian Malinois named Dax ( thats a german shepard on speed with teeth, the kind used to flush out bad guys) and a cat Theo. It is quite funny to see both the big buffy guys getting all nervous when he wants to lay down somewhere.
Guess who wins. I see above daily and it is funny.

 

[Greg Boeser]

My brother-in-law used to work as a paramedic for the county. One night they got a call for a woman in labor. They arrived at the apartment, to find an immigrant woman in heavy labor, husband standing anxiously nearby.
"How long has she been this way?" Asked my brother-in-law.
The husband responded with a big smile, nodding vigorously, "Nine month!"

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Snautzer01]

GTX thanks. I spilled coffee. Good show.

 

[Snautzer01]

I got a German shepard (Carlos, and a Belgian Malinois named Dax ( thats a german shepard on speed with teeth, the kind used to flush out bad guys) and a cat Theo. It is quite funny to see both the big buffy guys getting all nervous when he wants to lay down somewhere.
Guess who wins. I see above daily and it is funny.

Posted before but i think one can see its very funny how Theo rules with his 2 kg body.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[GTX]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the enemy and sentenced to death by firing squad. Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests:

The Welshman says "Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing 'Land of my Fathers'".

The Irishman says "Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing 'Riverdance'".

The Scotsmen says "Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing 'Scotland the Brave'".

Their captor says "And you, Englishman; What is your last request?"

The Englishman says "For pity's sake, please shoot me first!"

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]