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• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,401

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The more offensive the joke, the better.

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,402

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,403

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• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,404

A4K

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He's luckier than Daleks anyway. They're just an upturned rubbish bin on wheels, with an egg-whisk, a toilet plunger, and a collection of spare buttons attached!

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,405

Lucky13

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• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,406

Lucky13

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• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,407

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In my castle....

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,408

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,409

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In my castle....

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,410

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• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,411

A4K

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Lucky13 said:

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In the original folk story versions, he wakes her with something other than a kiss... 'PC' started with Disney!

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,412

Ralph Haus

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A4K said:

In the original folk story versions, he wakes her with something other than a kiss... 'PC' started with Disney!

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Do Tell! And where might I find this version? Or you could be the 'spoiler' and just publish here?

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,413

A4K

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Apparently in the original versions recorded by the Grimm brothers things weren't so romantic as Disney's version. Grimm's books have been 'cleaned up' quite a bit since...

 

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• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,414

manta22

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A4K said:

Apparently in the original vetsions recorded by the Grimm brothers things weren't so romantic as Disney's version. Grimm's books have been 'cleaned up' quite a bit since...

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The original Grimm tales were pretty grim.

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,415

Lucky13

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• Sep 17, 2023

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I though if you failed you could throw it straight into the toilet.

 

• Sep 17, 2023

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Ralph Haus

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Lucky13 said:

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And for 'MY' birthday....

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,418

A4K

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Love it Ralph!

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,419

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

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Who says men can not multitask

 

• Sep 17, 2023

• #23,420

Greg Boeser

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MiTasol said:

Who says men can not multitask

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Just don't drop any parts!