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[GTX]

Interesting, the world chicken population is 33 billion, the only threat to this slow small flightless bird is the human vegan population.

Huh??

 

[pbehn]

Huh??

What part did you not understand? There are 33 billion chickens because we eat them. There are less than 6,000 wild Tigers because we dont, and we dont really like Tigers coming into our living space. We keep them in cages and feed other animals to them, so people can look at a tiger in a cage for amusement.

 

[A4K]

But not everyone who eats chicken is vegan...

 

[pbehn]

But not everyone who eats chicken is vegen...

Vegans dont eat meat. So if you dont eat chickens and cows there is no need for chicken and cows in fact they consume food eaten by vegans.

 

[SaparotRob]

A cow would eat you if it could.

 

[pbehn]

A cow would eat you if it could.

UK cows have a fantastic sense of humour, they kill around 8 humans per year and then moo "I only eat grass" which amuses the herd immensely. Not a patch on Hippos though.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Vegans dont eat meat. So if you dont eat chickens and cows there is no need for chicken and cows in fact they consume food eaten by vegans.

My wife isn't a big meat-eater. When we are out and she asks about a vegetarian option, she's often offered a chicken entree.
She goes through several pounds of bacon a week though.

 

[A4K]

This is a weird conversation. I hope someone posts normal jokes soon.

 

[special ed]

A cow would eat you if it could.

If it cud?

 

[Snowman]

Where can I buy such a remote? Asking for a friend.

 

[Greg Boeser]

A guy was driving down a country road when he saw a small animal race past his car. Amazed, he chased after it and saw it was a three-legged chicken. The bird darted into a farmyard andjumped a fence back into a chicken coop.
The man pulled into the farmyard and saw a man standing near the coop.
"Hey! Was that a three-legged chicken I just saw?"
"Yep." Replied the farmer.
"What's the story?" Asked the man.
"Well," replied the farmer. "My wife, my son, and I all like chicken legs, so, after years of careful breeding, I have produced the only known breed of three-legged chicken."
"How do they taste?" Asked the man.
"Darned if I know," replied the farmer. "We haven't been able to catch the sons o' bitches."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[Snautzer01]

Where can I buy such a remote? Asking for a friend.

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Its specified in his divorce papers.
If you rotate this one there is a little button.
It says instant bankrupt. In ever so slightly letters.

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

Vinnetou, the Apache Chief
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" Women who talk a lot, like the murmur of water, steal a man's peace."

 

[SaparotRob]

Sometimes his wallet too.

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

Five levels of lucky. I love that #3