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[Shortround6]

In my case, there is a conundrum:
my family lineage has both German Saxons and Highlander Scot Saxons...

So your left hand can give reparations to your left hand (meant right hand) , you can feel good about doing the right thing and you have the same amount of money at the end.

WIN---WIN!

 

[pbehn]

So your left hand can give reparations to your left hand, you can feel good about doing the right thing and you have the same amount of money at the end.

WIN---WIN!

Then the Scots hand buys a round of drinks to celebrate..... Damn that where the theory all falls apart

 

[Gnomey]

 

[GrauGeist]

Then the Scots hand buys a round of drinks to celebrate..... Damn that where the theory all falls apart

A Scot buying a round?

Is this even possible?

 

[Greg Boeser]

A Scot buying a round?

Is this even possible?

Don't worry. He'll remember he left his wallet at home.

 

[MIflyer]

I guess if they can drive cars then they can also read.

 

[MIflyer]

They try to take the fun out of everything!

 

[MIflyer]

They say that all advertising is good.

 

[MIflyer]

We need a LOT of these signs!

 

[MIflyer]

Now, that's telling them!

 

[MIflyer]

A bold boast, but let's see you prove it!

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Somebody's about to get their panties in a knot.

 

[pbehn]

A Scot buying a round?

Is this even possible?

Theoretically yes, Bede made reference to a few instances in the fourth century.

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

They try to take the fun out of everything!

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A guy is driving in Germany and pulls into a petrol station. As he gets out the car, he sees a guy opposite with his trousers down and the pump up his @ss. He just looks, shakes his head, and says 'That is not normal..!'
The guy says 'Nein, es ist Super!'

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

They try to take the fun out of everything!

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Somewhere out there is a person (or more) that is the reason for this