A football bettor is having losing seasons every year. One year he loses $20,000, the next year he loses $15,000, the next year he loses $35,000, and on and on and on. For 10 years straight, the guy never has a winning season. Finally, a concerned, well-intentioned friend of his asks, "Did you ever think of trying something different, like basketball, say?" The guy replies, "WTF do I know about basketball?"