Snautzer01
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A4K
Brigadier General
How does Popeye keep his dick so smooth?
He keeps it in 'Olive Oil'
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Snautzer01
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- Mar 26, 2007
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
It's Christmas Eve. There is a loud jingling outside your door.
You here:
A - Sleigh bells
B - Jacob Marley's chains
Explain your answer.
You here:
A - Sleigh bells
B - Jacob Marley's chains
Explain your answer.
A4K
Brigadier General
Why was the snowman looking in a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
He was picking his nose.
Elvis
Chief Master Sergeant
What if its just the ghost of Bob Marley (after having enjoyed a little too much "Holdiay Spirits") tangled up in my Christmas lights
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
C- Its windy out; you forgot to throw the bolt on the storm door and only engaged that crummy little plastic lock.
Shortround6
Major General
D- You didn't drop a buck in the Mall Santa's bucket as you left and he followed you home to make his quota!
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
NORAD Reports that some toy deliveries will be delayed.
Best holiday decorations, EVER!
Best holiday decorations, EVER!
A4K
Brigadier General
What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
Frost bite.
Frost bite.
at6
1st Sergeant
Frosty smiled when he heard that the snow blower was coming.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
The FAA Approved Santa left off the radar transponder with GPS input and altitude measurement and the 406 MHZ Emergency Locator Transmitter, all of which will set you back by almost $5000 or even more.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
By the way, St Michaels Maryland is a small community on the Eastern Shore, almost due West of Easton, which is on Route 50. As I understand it, that F-104 originally was on display at a museum and aircraft restoration facility at the Kissimmee Florida airport, and which was savaged by Hurricane Charley in 2004. The facility was moved to Douglas, GA, where it later produced the famous XP-82 restoration. Presumably the remains of the displays were distributed around. I hope someone one gave the PT-22 they had hanging in their hangar, and which had a wing ripped off, as well as the Porterfield Collegiate, which was outside and could not have fared well.. Fortunately the B-17 they had recently restored escaped destruction.
