Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

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went to a starbucks for the third time today - first two the coffee was not unpleasant but the one here in Hilo they didn't just burn the coffee - they cremated it and served it after boiling the residue for a month

 

[SaparotRob]

They must like you more than me.

 

[MiTasol]

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So are snakes in Australia so outside major cities you must always open the hood/bonnet with caution

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

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Are they ever going to decide what snacks to serve and get on with it?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Are they ever going to decide what snacks to serve and get on with it?

They are considering forming a commitee to study the problem right now.

 

[pbehn]

Are they ever going to decide what snacks to serve and get on with it?

At least with snacks, thinking outside the box is pointless.

 

[buffnut453]

Apparently, an Arab sheik is trying to buy up all UK's fish and chip shops…..

His name is Sultan Vinegar

 

[SaparotRob]

Apparently, an Arab sheik is trying to buy up all UK's fish and chip shops…..

His name is Sultan Vinegar

Gawd that's awful!

 

[buffnut453]

Gawd that's awful!

Isn't it, though?

That's the most undeserved bacon I've ever received.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Apparently, an Arab sheik is trying to buy up all UK's fish and chip shops…..

His name is Sultan Vinegar

 

[A4K]

Apparently, an Arab sheik is trying to buy up all UK's fish and chip shops…..

His name is Sultan Vinegar

What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?
A Milk Sheik.