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An Englishman is walking along a beach, and sees three HUGE women sitting by the shoreline. He notices they are talking in a funny accent, so he says 'Excuse me, are you ladies from Scotland?'.
They just look at him, and one says 'Wales, you idiot'
He says 'Oh, sorry... Are you whales from Scotland?'

 

[Wurger]

An Englishman is walking along a beach, and sees three HUGE women sitting by the shoreline. He notices they are talking in a funny accent, so he says 'Excuse me, are you ladies from Scotland?'.
They just look at him, and one says 'Wales, you idiot'
He says 'Oh, sorry... Are you whales from Scotland?'

The same three women went sunbathing on a beach during their summer holidays. When they sat there the Greenpeace members and the volunteers gathered trying to move them into the deep water.

 

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Gahan Wilson is one of my heroes.

 

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