Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

And they're coming to take him away ha-haaa
They're coming to take him away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And he'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take him away ha-haaa

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snowman]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

Those of you who built balsa models as a youth and painted them with airplane dope thought you slept well because of the satisfaction of doing a good job.

A friend of mine was restoring and recovering a 1929 Waco biplane in his warehouse complex on Saturday afternoon. After spraying multiple coats of dope he decided he had done enough for the day and headed home in the early evening. He soon noted that something odd was going on. Cars were whizzing by him not at the posted 55 MPH speed limit but a great deal faster, like nothing he had ever seen before. Then he thought to look at his speedometer. He was proceeding down the highway at a stately 15 MPH. It seemed much faster to him for some reason.

 

[SaparotRob]

"... and that's when the tree jumped in front of car, officer."

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[buffnut453]

 

[buffnut453]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Elvis]

"... and that's when the tree jumped in front of car, officer."

It was trying to avoid that "Saturday Night Dog" again.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Peter Gunn]

I heard that the Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop and said "Can you make me one with everything?"


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