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[Frog]

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Reno.

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

Look what turned up in the mail yesterday...will sit on my desk at work:

 

[GTX]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/7mfiTLsTo_8?si=HFZhe7YYBQvEeafV

 

[GTX]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/pRs20ryNd30?si=6crHXJqhqJFcQTmZ

 

[Wurger]

 

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Look what turned up in the mail yesterday...will sit on my desk at work:

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My jar is empty. Tried to grow some fuck to give, but failed.

 

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[MiTasol]

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Are you sure that is not mother nature correcting the signpost?

 

[Wurger]

Are you sure that is not mother nature correcting the signpost?

Who knows...

 

[MiTasol]

Mrs Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there Any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' We keep tri n.
The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week And I'll light a fertility candle for ye And yer husband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father…' They then parted ways..
Some years later they meet again.
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me, Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.