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MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Guy dives off the top of a three story building, is lucky enough to bounce off an awning and end up in the shrubbery.
The paramedics load him on a stretcher and asked him what happened.
He groaned and replied, "Damifino! My phone had full charge and I set it on Airplane Mode."
The paramedics load him on a stretcher and asked him what happened.
He groaned and replied, "Damifino! My phone had full charge and I set it on Airplane Mode."
Snautzer01
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MIflyer
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In the USSR they constructed a new apartment building, 14 stories tall.
With no elevators.
The designer was taken to court, convicted, and sentenced to live on the top floor.
Imagine getting your furniture and major appliances delivered in such a place.
I lived for 5 months on the 14th floor of a 15 story apartment building next to I-95 in Northern Virginia. We had multiple elevators but even so trips back from the grocery store were a nightmare.
With no elevators.
The designer was taken to court, convicted, and sentenced to live on the top floor.
Imagine getting your furniture and major appliances delivered in such a place.
I lived for 5 months on the 14th floor of a 15 story apartment building next to I-95 in Northern Virginia. We had multiple elevators but even so trips back from the grocery store were a nightmare.
Snautzer01
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Snautzer01
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