Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Elvis]

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

...yeah, but you can hide that in the garbage can

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MIflyer]

Dieting Tip No. 1:

Do Not Eat Anything In One Sitting That Is Too Heavy For You To Pick Up

 

[MIflyer]

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A friend told me of a man who was building a small biplane in his living room. After installing the seat he decided to try it out. It was then that he found that the top wing handhold was essential to get out of the cockpit, and it was not installed yet. Fortunately it was only a couple of days later that someone was wondering why they had not heard from him and came looking.

 

[Njaco]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

I'll have soup today dear.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snowman]

Tough Saturday morning

 

[MIflyer]

No doubt a Federal Project, or else it is in NYC. Read that NYC had a program to perform repairs in the homes of poor people. They employed four or five carpenters, plumbers, and electricians on an as-needed basis, with 15 full time supervisors.

 

[MIflyer]

Look, if you can't take your nuclear weapon into the latrine you have to get someone to watch it for you!

 

[MIflyer]

So much for equality!