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• Monday at 4:18 PM

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• Monday at 4:18 PM

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• Monday at 4:52 PM

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Is there anyone who does not understand just how this guy felt? And he had to do it in the snow, too.

 

• Monday at 4:53 PM

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Are the new antique tables as good as the old antique tables?

 

• Monday at 5:50 PM

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The back of beyond

I remember reading in Barry Crump's 'Life and Times of a Good Keen Man' of him travelling through the Middle East in the '60s, and seeing new carpets laid out on the roads, so the traffic would wear them down and they could be sold as 'Antique' Persian Rugs.

 

• Monday at 6:23 PM

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MiTasol

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MIflyer said:

Are the new antique tables as good as the old antique tables?

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No because the old antique tables were made from fully seasoned wood so do not warp and shrink

 

• Monday at 6:23 PM

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

A4K said:

I remember reading in Barry Crump's 'Life and Times of a Good Keen Man' of him travelling through the Middle East in the '60s, and seeing new carpets laid out on the roads, so the traffic would wear them down and they could be sold as 'Antique' Persian Rugs.

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I liked his books way back then

 

• Monday at 10:05 PM

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special ed said:

It's weird being the same age as old people.

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Yup.
Do you ever find yourself amongst old folks only to find out you're actually the oldest one there?

 

• Monday at 10:06 PM

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SaparotRob

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Greg Boeser said:

I know what you mean. I'm twice as old as I thought old was, when I was young.

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• Monday at 10:07 PM

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SaparotRob

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MiTasol said:

Okay - you found her car, but where is Lynda?

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I'm embarrassed to say I just got it.

 

• Tuesday at 5:35 AM

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

The art of gentle persuasion.

 

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• Tuesday at 9:57 AM

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• Tuesday at 10:14 AM

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• Tuesday at 10:33 AM

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Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.

 

• Tuesday at 12:00 PM

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• Tuesday at 12:00 PM

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Just the thing for your sandwich:

 

• Tuesday at 12:01 PM

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