Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

Is there anyone who does not understand just how this guy felt? And he had to do it in the snow, too.

 

[MIflyer]

Are the new antique tables as good as the old antique tables?

 

[A4K]

I remember reading in Barry Crump's 'Life and Times of a Good Keen Man' of him travelling through the Middle East in the '60s, and seeing new carpets laid out on the roads, so the traffic would wear them down and they could be sold as 'Antique' Persian Rugs.

 

[MiTasol]

Are the new antique tables as good as the old antique tables?

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No because the old antique tables were made from fully seasoned wood so do not warp and shrink

 

[MiTasol]

I remember reading in Barry Crump's 'Life and Times of a Good Keen Man' of him travelling through the Middle East in the '60s, and seeing new carpets laid out on the roads, so the traffic would wear them down and they could be sold as 'Antique' Persian Rugs.

I liked his books way back then

 

[SaparotRob]

It's weird being the same age as old people.

Yup.
Do you ever find yourself amongst old folks only to find out you're actually the oldest one there?

 

[SaparotRob]

I know what you mean. I'm twice as old as I thought old was, when I was young.

 

[SaparotRob]

Okay - you found her car, but where is Lynda?

I'm embarrassed to say I just got it.

 

[MiTasol]

The art of gentle persuasion.

 

[Snowman]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

Just the thing for your sandwich:

 

[GTX]