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Moscow, 1944. A man stands on the Red Square next to the Kremlin, maniacally shouting: "Dictator! Filthy dictator! Death to the dictator!"

A group of police officers immediately arrests the man. "You're done for. We'll let Stalin decide what to do with you."

The officers bring the man to Stalin, who asks: "Why were you shouting these things?". He answers: "You see, I was talking about Hitler. He's a horrible dictator."

Stalin then turns to the police officers and asks: "So, who did you think he was talking about?"
 
I'm looking for a new cellphone "holster" (phones are soooo big nowadays!). Came across this product description on Amazon (Jeff, remember?). As they say, nothing is funnier than the real life:

I read it 3 times and still don't know how big this holster is. And of course I checked the last image in the DESCRIBLETION for more details.
I'm crazy about details, I can't live without details, sometimes I'm so detailed that I even forget about the big picture. O.K., here is the last picture in the DESCRIBLETION. Enjoy:

Great details, aren't they?
 
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