Quotes and Jokes

[Wurger]

 

[buffnut453]

Now that's what I call a tumbler!

The glass itself or the person who chugged all its contents?

 

[Greg Boeser]

The glass itself or the person who chugged all its contents?

Yes.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

Yes.

I would have said '7'. I love the look on people's faces trying to work out your answer

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

Poor girl

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

If a bottle of poison reaches it's expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

 

[Glider]

If a bottle of poison reaches it's expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

I'll let you try it and see.

 

[MiTasol]

C'mon, give the lawyer a break.........he's only trying to introduce reasonable doubt, for chrissake?!?!?

I agree. He introduced a very strong reasonable doubt that he had a brain.

And my FiL (a senior magistrate) often said lawyer is the olde englishe spelling if liar.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I was trying to get my wife's attention, but nothing was working.
Finally, I sat down on the couch and made myself comfortable.
Yup. That did the trick.

 

[Snautzer01]

Found a clip with Njaco .
Dancing.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

I don't remember hearing about this fella....


View: https://youtu.be/1u5reu3k7m4?si=gMVjAZwlPYJr-C-0

 

[A4K]

Found a clip with Njaco .
Dancing.

View attachment 821327

Nice moves Chris!