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You would think the marketing people would have kept abreast of this.
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
They were concerned it would go bust.
A4K
Brigadier General
Maybe. So many companies go tits-up.
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MIflyer
Captain
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MIflyer
Captain
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MIflyer
Captain
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MIflyer
Captain
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MIflyer
Captain
Could I see a picture of the people I would milk first?
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A4K
Brigadier General
I never used to be able to finish anything, but now
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
I'm on two simultaneous diets. I wasn't getting enough to eat on one.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and the liar will stay there until it apologizes.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and the liar will stay there until it apologizes.
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-Oh, crap!
-Was it the blonde or the redhead?
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
We could start one in Silicone Valley.
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