Quotes and Jokes

[MIflyer]

 

[Wurger]

 

[WARSPITER]

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You would think the marketing people would have kept abreast of this.

 

[Greg Boeser]

They were concerned it would go bust.

 

[WARSPITER]

Maybe they were 'strapped' for cash.

 

[A4K]

They were concerned it would go bust.

Maybe. So many companies go tits-up.

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[MIflyer]

Could I see a picture of the people I would milk first?

 

[A4K]

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I never used to be able to finish anything, but now

 

[special ed]

I'm on two simultaneous diets. I wasn't getting enough to eat on one.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and the liar will stay there until it apologizes.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[NVSMITH]

Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank the Academy, my parents and the clerk at Circle K in Barstow. I finally got that little problem cured with some meds. Now for my next act.....

-Oh, crap!
-Was it the blonde or the redhead?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Airframes]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[Greg Boeser]

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We could start one in Silicone Valley.