Quotes and Jokes (13 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

Max Bygraves - old Brit comedian. Four good jokes.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Snautzer01]

Max Bygraves - old Brit comedian. Four good jokes.

Very funny

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Patriotism, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of anyone ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit it is the first.
Ambrose Bierce, writer (24 Jun 1842, disappeared 1914)

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

R2-B2

 

[Snautzer01]

I do have playlists like this.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Frog]

In addition to wanting to make Gaza the Riviera of the Levant, Trump intends to make a golf course in Iran, in Fordow.

He has already made the first holes.

 

[Greg Boeser]

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I hate to break it to you, but it's already Wednesday.

 

[Shortround6]

I hate to break it to you, but it's already Wednesday.

Hell, it will be tomorrow before I am ready for Monday!

 

[Frog]

Hell, it will be tomorrow before I am ready for Monday!

Tell me why I don't like mondays.

 

[Wurger]

Tell me why I don't like mondays.

 

[Snautzer01]

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Yes. They did. Two world wars and still we have not defeated the Monday monster.

Bloody Germans.

 

[Snautzer01]

Its warm even hot. So.
Jawohl i say genau. Ein Bitt bitte.

 

[Gnomey]