Jack Blossom
Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Brisbane, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Brisbane
Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $120 for $ex," she said.
Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they went on to have mind blowing $ex for the next hour.
After they were done, and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked Blossom
"Well..........", Jack replied with a grin on his face,
"I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Brisbane is $130 "