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A road was being constructed and as the crew was nearing the end of the construction site they encountered an old Indian with his horse and teepee. The Foreman told him that he had to move so that they could finish the road. The old Indian replied, "Bowels no move!!!!!!!!!!!!" This went on for a week and a half until the crew got fed up with this daily routine. They grabbed him and force fed him 4 bars of Ex-lax. The next moring as they approached the old Indian was about to mount his horse and he proclaimed loudly,"Bowels move. Teepee full of sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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