Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

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Since Belgium and England play football this week here is a joke.

Hercule Poirot books into a hotel and goes to his room, he is furious to find an old woman in it with a cup and saucer on her head. Down at the reception desk he demands an explanation for this nonsense. The receptionist smiles and says "I'm awfully sorry Mr Poirot, but your booking says "tea on a rival".


My coat is on.
 

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