Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

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Reminds me of Roger Handt, legendary showmaster of a weekly radio quiz in Germany which I followed religiously for many years. Questions mostly were historical, but some times he asked something completely different.
One of these questions was, preferably with male participants:
"What feature of the human body can expand by more than 5 times it´s normal size if a man sees something pleasing and highly desirable?"
Most men tried to avoid a direct answer, preferring to just hint at some dirty phantasies and they quickly got set right by a highly amused Mr. Handt who told them about the human pupil and advised them to acquire a more realistic knowledge of the male anatomy...

By the way: Did you know the problem of the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn´t control her pupils.
 
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