vikingBerserker
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Hey, its Wayne's house circa 1978!
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Snautzer01
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Yes the p-51 section. Mind you only de D models.
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Snautzer01
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Ahh look his decal stash.
I think the guy in the forklift is Wayne just showing of. He would never hire a beared man.
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TheMadPenguin
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10mm is one of my favorite calibers.
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Italian Mother
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the evening, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
While watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral: Never Bulla Shita you Mama
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the evening, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
While watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral: Never Bulla Shita you Mama
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TheMadPenguin
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1: Set off a few Krakatoa-grade volcanoes...
2: Set off a few 1908(SF)/2004(Boxing Day)/2011(Tōhoku) grade earthquakes...
3: Have 2 months of global drought/heatwave, followed by 2 months of global flood/freeze in the North hemisphere, opposite in the South hemisphere.
4: Hijack all broadcast news to carry PeeWee Herman reruns.
Which would be worse?
2: Set off a few 1908(SF)/2004(Boxing Day)/2011(Tōhoku) grade earthquakes...
3: Have 2 months of global drought/heatwave, followed by 2 months of global flood/freeze in the North hemisphere, opposite in the South hemisphere.
4: Hijack all broadcast news to carry PeeWee Herman reruns.
Which would be worse?
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TheMadPenguin
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Who's this guy?
