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• Feb 1, 2021

• #13,721

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• Feb 5, 2021

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buffnut453 said:

What's the difference between a car tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear while the other is a bluddy good year.


I'll show myself out.

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Some times they leak.

 

• Feb 5, 2021

• #13,723

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Lucky13 said:

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It just so happens that I do know who they are. Damn I miss them.

 

• Feb 5, 2021

• #13,724

TheMadPenguin

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at6 said:

Some times they leak.

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The difference is 'Heir' vs 'air'.

 

• Feb 5, 2021

• #13,725

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Feb 5, 2021

• #13,726

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Feb 5, 2021

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• Feb 5, 2021

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #13,729

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Feb 7, 2021

• #13,730

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Feb 7, 2021

• #13,731

TheMadPenguin

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Lucky13 said:

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That should read "Prepaid, PostPaid, and out of stock".

 

• Feb 7, 2021

• #13,732

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #13,733

Gnomey

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #13,734

Greg Boeser

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Lucky13 said:

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Reminds me of the joke:
How do you tell the difference between a hooker, a whore and a housewife.
The hooker says: Are you done yet?
The whore says: What, done already?
The housewife says: When are you going to paint that ceiling?

 

• Feb 8, 2021

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #13,736

TheMadPenguin

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The following is NOT FUNNY!

But I couldn't help myself:
Some down-to-earth mishaps in airdrops.

 

• Feb 8, 2021

• #13,737

Airframes

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Ouch ! That last one looked painful !!!
The "runaway" tractor was hilarious, if potentially dangerous.
Seen a few air-dropped pallets go wrong, even though Britain uses "air bags" under the pallet bed, and shock struts on the load, some have still bounced, or been dragged over by the large parachute canopies.
Hours to load and rig the pallet - seconds to trash it !!

 

• Feb 8, 2021

• #13,738

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Feb 8, 2021

• #13,739

TheMadPenguin

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Lucky13 said:

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FDR not available.
CVR not available.
Witness statements record hymns being sung.
Severe yaw, or Ground Loop, resulting in departure from controlled operation, for causes unknown.

 

• Feb 9, 2021

• #13,740

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