Quotes and Jokes

• Oct 12, 2021

• #15,421

SaparotRob

Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII

18,378

19,917

Mar 12, 2020

Long Island, NY

Remove the warning labels. I like it.

 

• Oct 12, 2021

• #15,422

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

 

• Oct 12, 2021

• #15,423

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

 

• Oct 12, 2021

• #15,424

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

 

• Oct 12, 2021

• #15,425

DerAdlerIstGelandet

Private Chemtrail Disperser

Staff

Mod

50,634

16,851

Nov 8, 2004

USA/Germany

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,426

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

Dad jokes are great!

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,427

Bucksnort101

1st Lieutenant

6,125

1,699

Sep 11, 2007

Minnesota

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Red Green is that you? Now they just need to add a little Duct Tape and the job will be complete.

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,428

SaparotRob

Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII

18,378

19,917

Mar 12, 2020

Long Island, NY

If ya' can't be handsome, be handy.

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,429

vikingBerserker

Lieutenant General

28,790

4,627

Apr 10, 2009

South Carolina

.........and keep your stick on the ice.

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,430

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,431

Gnomey

Globetrotting Surgeon General

Staff

Mod

74,305

10,547

Nov 28, 2004

London / Southsea / Royal Deeside, UK

www.flickr.com

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,432

DerAdlerIstGelandet

Private Chemtrail Disperser

Staff

Mod

50,634

16,851

Nov 8, 2004

USA/Germany

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One of my favorites. I have it printed and hanging in my office.

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,433

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,434

Thumpalumpacus

Lieutenant Colonel

11,634

18,563

Feb 5, 2021

Tejas

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When I told my brother-in-law (Army veteran of Vietnam) that I was enlisting in the Air Force, he told me the order of operations for an assault landing:

1) the Navy bombards it.
2) the Marines assault it.
3) the Army secures it.
4) the Air Force builds the enlisted clubs.

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,435

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

4,201

6,154

Aug 27, 2017

Tehran, Iran

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If this ship being torpedoed by a Submarine, accidentally, will it break the record of total Sunken tonnage of history???

The current record is near 500k tones by WW1 German U-boat Commander Lothar von Arnauld de la Priere.

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,436

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

52,233

33,423

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,437

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

In recognition of the U.S.Navy's 246th birthday, here are a couple of salutes from an old Air Force veteran:

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,438

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

52,233

33,423

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,439

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

6,588

16,774

May 13, 2018

 

• Oct 13, 2021

• #15,440

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

52,233

33,423

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....