Two elderly woman were having a cigarette outside of their senior housing complex as there was no smoking allowed indoors.
It started to rain lightly and one of the women took a condom out of her purse, poked a hole in the closed end, unrolled it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
The other woman was somewhat curious and asked her what it was she placed over her cigarette.
The first woman said "Oh it's just a condom, I use them to keep my cigarettes dry whenever I'm smoking outside in inclement weather."
The second woman says "A condom huh? Where could I get some of those so I could have them handy if I ever need to keep my own cigarettes dry?"
And the first woman says "Any pharmacy or drugstore would have them."
The second woman thanks her and they finish their cigarettes and head indoors.
A few days later the second woman was at the drugstore picking up a few things so she went over to the pharmacist and asked him if she could purchase a package of condoms.
The pharmacist says "Well, there's a lot of different brands and types of condoms, what exactly were you looking for?"
And the woman says "I don't think it really matters -it just has to fit a camel."