Quotes and Jokes

[Greg Boeser]

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OMG! This is totally my wife!

 

[Lucky13]

1: What do you think Pondus? This one, or this one?
2: Gha!
3: Pondus?
4: We're talking about Boredom Shock, also known as "Curtain Coma"!
But he's on his way back!
Baall!

 

[SaparotRob]

That did not need translation. I've felt his pain.

 

[ARTESH]

+ می‌دونی چجوری میشه یه زیر دریایی رو غرق کرد؟

- نه، چجوری؟

+ یه غواص می‌ره در میزنه، بعد فرار میکنه

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+ Do you know how to sunk a submarine?

- Nope, How?

+ A diver knocks the door, then swims away.

 

[at6]

Biden promised to cut American methane emissions by 30 percent. As of January 1,2022, all servings of Sauer Kraut, Beans, and or Mexican dishes will be accompanied by Gas-x and a butt plug.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

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A typical Iranian Reaction (after just reading/hearing first sentence) would be like:

Give him "Chai nabat", he'll be ok in minutes.

 

[ARTESH]

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What is F35??? How did you find that?

However I count, the answer is "3F-23"!!!

 

[Lucky13]

Terry still looking?

 

[special ed]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Because life isn't fair.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

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Դա շատ ծանոթ է թվում !!!

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That looks very familiar!!!

 

[at6]

To the beat of fight for your right to party

You're runnin for the toilet and your mama locked the door
She's screamin and a yellin you can't go there anymore
The pressure keeps on buildin and the poo begins to swell

Your butt cheeks are a partin as you feel and taste the smell
You got to fight, for your right, to potttttay!