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+ می‌دونی چجوری میشه یه زیر دریایی رو غرق کرد؟

- نه، چجوری؟

+ یه غواص می‌ره در میزنه، بعد فرار میکنه

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+ Do you know how to sunk a submarine?

- Nope, How?

+ A diver knocks the door, then swims away.
 
To the beat of fight for your right to party

You're runnin for the toilet and your mama locked the door
She's screamin and a yellin you can't go there anymore
The pressure keeps on buildin and the poo begins to swell

Your butt cheeks are a partin as you feel and taste the smell
You got to fight, for your right, to potttttay!
 
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