Quotes and Jokes

[SaparotRob]

The truest chart EVER!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

Warning!
Golf joke:
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

I say nothing!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[ARTESH]

I say nothing!

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R u shor dats nat WODDEH?

 

[special ed]

Warning!
Golf joke:
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

 

[Lucky13]

Eeeerrrrmmmmm....

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

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Eeeerrrrmmmmm....

The second one means "Impossible" in Arabic / Urdu.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]