ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
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special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,602
- May 13, 2018
Warning!
Golf joke:
Golfer: You have to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so--that would be too much of a coincidence."
Golf joke:
Golfer: You have to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so--that would be too much of a coincidence."
This reminds me a funny clip.... Hasta la vista, baby Jesus
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,602
- May 13, 2018
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here is the official distinction straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323,page 295.
GUTS - Arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying?"
BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her butt and having the balls to say, "You're next, chubby."
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here is the official distinction straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323,page 295.
GUTS - Arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying?"
BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her butt and having the balls to say, "You're next, chubby."
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
michaelmaltby
Colonel
courtesy Taiwan Times ""
Omicron sounds like I exterminate the CCP in Mandarin
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
After 10 days of working at cafe, here are 2 most shocking orders that I hear, time to time ...
French press with Milk!
Turkish Coffee without Milk!
French press with Milk!
Turkish Coffee without Milk!
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Lovely Greek!
That reminds me of a joke about a Greek last name and its meaning in Persian!!!
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,602
- May 13, 2018
Warning!
Golf joke:
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Golf joke:
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
michaelmaltby
Colonel
courtesy Taiwan Times
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
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- Mar 26, 2007
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Snautzner01 your post could be a 1944 Bell ad for the P-39 German Maj General says..'the Bell P-39 gives me one big headache"
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
...and we have a winner!
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