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[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

'I don't care that they stole my ideas....I care that they don't have any of their own'

Nikola Tesla

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

Quote from Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes:

"The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive."

My own experience tends to confirm that. When I got to the best, most exciting, most rewarding job I ever had I would not have known how to get there had I decided I wanted to do that when I entered college. But when I got the job I found I was the best qualified person to do it in the world.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

That might be way too close to home for some of us...

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

A young female colleague had gone on vacation with her boyfriend. When she returned, she exclaimed that she had so much fun. they had shared a room and it was just like being married.
I asked her if they had made love every night and again in the morning.
She: Yes!
Did you argue about money?
She: Of course not!
Then that ain't marriage, honey!

 

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[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

From the same site - how Facebook etc operate

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[MIflyer]

That's like the "Concentrate" light on copy machines. I can tell you from personal experience that when the stupid thing quits working and that light comes on you can concentrate on it for hours and it does no good at all!

 

[Gnomey]