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• May 1, 2022

• #17,001

SaparotRob

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We now have documentation as to which WW II plane could Ukraine use.

 

• May 1, 2022

• #17,002

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• May 1, 2022

• #17,003

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• May 1, 2022

• #17,004

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• May 1, 2022

• #17,005

SaparotRob

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special ed said:

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I might need their number.

 

• May 1, 2022

• #17,006

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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• May 2, 2022

• #17,007

Wurger

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Poland

 

• May 2, 2022

• #17,008

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

A somewhat different quote

 

• May 2, 2022

• #17,009

wlewisiii

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Heard this one and shared it with the GF last night:

"I was having an argument with my wife and for once I was winning.

Then she took off her shirt and bra.

It was a boobie trap... "

 

• May 2, 2022

• #17,010

Snautzer01

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wlewisiii said:

Heard this one and shared it with the GF last night:

"I was having an argument with my wife and for once I was winning.

Then she took off her shirt and bra.

It was a boobie trap... "

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• May 2, 2022

• #17,011

Greg Boeser

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My kids asked, "why do you and Mom always have to argue?"
I said, "We don't argue. Mom expresses her opinion, and I listen."
And that's when the fight started...

 

• May 2, 2022

• #17,012

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Called to get a Blue Book value on my car. They asked if the tank was full or empty.

 

• May 2, 2022

• #17,013

Gnomey

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• May 3, 2022

• #17,014

M

MIflyer

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This youtube video is about a underpass so "famous" that it has its own website, 11foot8.com

 

• May 3, 2022

• #17,015

Greg Boeser

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I did that with the company truck
...the last time they let me drive it.

 

• May 3, 2022

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• May 3, 2022

• #17,017

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• May 3, 2022

• #17,018

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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• May 3, 2022

• #17,019

buffnut453

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DerAdlerIstGelandet said:

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Same goes for pilots. The old joke is true...How do you know when there's a pilot in the bar? He'll tell you.

 

• May 3, 2022

• #17,020

M

MIflyer

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Greg Boeser said:

I did that with the company truck
...the last time they let me drive it

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That underpass is in Durham, NC. If it were in FL we'd have made a theme park out of it by now.