Quotes and Jokes (11 Viewers)

[at6]

Dammit I laughed at that!

So did I.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Lucky13]

I thought that was Dover Sole.

Dammit I laughed at that!

So did I.

....me too!

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[buffnut453]

....me too!

It's because I'm a bad person...you may have noticed!

Before we married (back when Pontius was a pilot), I told my soon-to-be-wife that I don't improve....she just didn't realize how much I don't improve.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

Good advice!

 

[ThomasP]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[syscom3]

Who gets it? Lol

 

[special ed]

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The exact same with human children.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Yes. I remember one fine saturday morning. Lying in bed with the wife, when we realized that the kids weren't making any noise. We got up and searched, finding them in the basement with my daughter sitting on a desk, the boys hovering over her with scissors.
"We're playing barber!" They exclaimed.
My daughter got to dress as Joan of Arc for Halloween that year.

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[ThomasP]

An oldie but still a goodie

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]