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at6

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Young Luke Skywalker ate the Jedi beans. Even Yoda noticed the strength of the farts within him. May the Farts be with you!!!!

 

• May 5, 2022

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

 

• May 5, 2022

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

 

• May 5, 2022

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Wayne Little

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Adelaide Sth. Aust.

 

• May 5, 2022

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Wurger

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Poland

 

• May 5, 2022

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buffnut453

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Things I need to know....Does the arachnophobia support group have a website?

Coat donned, trainers/sneakers at the ready...about to make a bolt for the door before someone kicks me out!

 

• May 5, 2022

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WARSPITER

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at6 said:

Young Luke Skywalker ate the Jedi beans. Even Yoda noticed the strength of the farts within him. May the Farts be with you!!!!

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And from Gilbert Gottfried - Yoda has a new reality show called - When the Sith hits the fan.

 

• May 5, 2022

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buffnut453

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My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class.

I knew she was the one from the moment I set Eisenhower.


They're getting worse...stop me before I go nuclear!

 

• May 5, 2022

• #17,049

S

special ed

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Our lawn mower broke and there was always something more important than getting it fixed.
One day when I came home, there she was sitting in the tall grass with a tiny pair of scissors snipping away.
I want in and came out and handed her a toothbrush and said,
"When you are finished cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctor says I will walk but with a limp.

 

• May 5, 2022

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DerAdlerIstGelandet

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USA/Germany

 

• May 5, 2022

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buffnut453

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DerAdlerIstGelandet said:

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I tried not to laugh. Really, I did!!!

 

• May 5, 2022

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Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

• May 5, 2022

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ARTESH

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I don't get it! Can someone explain, please?

 

• May 5, 2022

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SaparotRob

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ARTESH said:

I don't get it! Can someone explain, please?

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It's a play on words, sort of. Cinquo de Mayo is a national holiday in Mexico. It's pronounced "sink-o de mayo". That ship is named De Mayo. It is sinking.

 

• May 5, 2022

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SaparotRob

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DerAdlerIstGelandet said:

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Why is this not a meme?

 

• May 5, 2022

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vikingBerserker

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Actually is a Mexican Holiday only celebrated in the US

 

• May 5, 2022

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WARSPITER

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vikingBerserker said:

Actually is a Mexican Holiday only celebrated in the US

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Not a wonder if you have to be somewhere that can afford to sink a ship.

 

• May 6, 2022

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M

MIflyer

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vikingBerserker said:

Actually is a Mexican Holiday only celebrated in the US

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And only if there is beer.

 

• May 6, 2022

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SaparotRob

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Traditionally Corona beer but that might be for a different thread.

 

• May 6, 2022

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M

MIflyer

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SaparotRob said:

Traditionally Corona beer but that might be for a different thread.

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Corona beer is now only used to treat COVID 19.