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[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Women have no sense of humor.

 

[MiTasol]

To quote one friend:

Women have only two modes. Going into or coming out of a bad mood

 

[ARTESH]

The bicycle is the slow death of the ECONOMY !!
General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:
"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies.
He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs of roads. He does not use paid parking.
He does not cause serious accidents.
He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy.
They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors.
Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."
Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.

Still miles away from Iranian regime officials ...

Here is an example:

Whoever has done more sons, a harder death awaits him ...

The man who said this, was 'blown up to pieces' on 1981.

Abdol Hossein Dastgheib - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[at6]

What did the rooster say as he left the hen house?
"That's one piece KFC won't get"!

 

[GTX]

Voting with style:

https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/why-aussies-are-voting-on-election-day-with-no-pants-on/news-story/02f376617dbeb1e1fdc7b6c032bf7cc2

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Voting with style:

https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/why-aussies-are-voting-on-election-day-with-no-pants-on/news-story/02f376617dbeb1e1fdc7b6c032bf7cc2

Thanks - that put some smiles into our federal erection. Regardless of who wins we still get screwed.

It was good to see that one feral minister from the party that has been trying to minimise pay rises who said that poliarticians needed a pay raise (from more than four times the average pay) is now unemployed.

 

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[ThomasP]

4-wheel construction vehicle trying to break dance?

 

[special ed]

Something broke all right.

 

[Gnomey]

 

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