Quotes and Jokes (6 Viewers)

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Shortround6]

found one of the top men in her class working at a pizzeria.

Using his knowledge of low speed rotary wing flying surfaces to achieve uniform distribution of materials/thickness in the rotating flying surface of the companies signature product.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[vikingBerserker]

But what if he moved the radio on the pizza forward....................................

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

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Old is GOLD.

 

[special ed]

 

[ARTESH]

The Girls are so strange...

You're talking very seriously with them, suddenly they remember it's 'skin care' time!!!

 

[Snautzer01]

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I think i used to have that receiver , but no Beatles would be on my player.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

Psychotherapist: whatever you see in your dreams, has a meaning ...

Meanwhile, my dreams be like:

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

The bicycle is the slow death of the ECONOMY !!
General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:
"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies.
He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs of roads. He does not use paid parking.
He does not cause serious accidents.
He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy.
They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors.
Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."
Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.

 

[special ed]

 

[SaparotRob]

.....and that's when the day marker leapt out and rammed my boat!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]