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I know I've told this story before, but it just seems appropriate.
My wife was homeschooling our young son. They were working on geography, and my wife was trying to teach him the points of the compass. So she said, "If you are facing North and you turn 180 degrees, what direction are you facing?"
He answered boldly, "Backwards!"
 
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A university paper asked students to define ignorance and apathy - best answer was "I don't know and I don't care".

Worked in an accounts place at one stage and I was telling a younger person about some statistic that showed that 7 out 10
people did such and such. The answer - "Wow! That's like...... 90 percent !".
 
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