Quotes and Jokes (1 Viewer)

[Wurger]

 

[at6]

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That would scare me out of the bed room!

 

[SaparotRob]

Caroline Jones was THE Morticia Adams.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

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That or they have a really upset stomach.

 

[Snautzer01]

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I am sure all are looking at the meter at the gas station. I know i had all those faces while pumping gas lately.

 

[WARSPITER]

A man is standing at his bedroom window with the curtains open while wearing nothing.

His wife yells at him, "For goodness sake get away from there, people will think I married you for your money!"

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Glider]

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There are some questions you shouldn't ask, as you don't want to know the answer

 

[WARSPITER]

A lady is running down the street screaming for help.

A cop comes running over.

Cop: What is it?
Lady: An elephant has just robbed the bank.

Cop: Would you recognise it if you saw it again ?
Lady: I don't think so, it had a stocking over its head.

 

[Gnomey]

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This is me on an all to regular basis…

 

[GTX]

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Some days definitely feel like this...except for the 8hrs part. 8hrs?? Bloody luxury!!!