Quotes and Jokes

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[Greg Boeser]

You're going to Hell for that one for sure.

 

[at6]

Oh give him a break. That means I might go too Hell too. I've told Nun jokes. Don't date a Penguin. You'll go home with Nun.

 

[ThomasP]

A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back."

 

[ARTESH]

Something for Shinpachi -san:

 

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[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Ralph Haus]

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My closer look. THERE'S A GUY ON THE TRUNK HOLDING IT!!! Wow. Hope there weren't any big potholes.

 

[A4K]

A guy asks his wife why she chose to marry him. "For your sense of humour" she says. "Really? I thought it was because I was good in bed". "See?' she says, 'You're hilarious!!!"

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

 

[syscom3]

This is appropriate for this forum.

Lol

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

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Better yet make it autonomous piloted

 

[Gnomey]