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Thats my kittie
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Snautzer01
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The main reason i cant model...Theodore....
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I really want to have a cat or dog ... But living in a small apartment, prevents!
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Dolphin Trainer
An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile . The owner of the expensive automobile jumped out and confronts the old man and says, "Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp."
"Wait, buddy, I don't have that kind of money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins."
The old man calls his son, and as he is about to speak, the expensive car owner yanks the phone from his hand and says,
"So you train dolphins, your old man just damaged my car, you bring $10,000 or I'm gonna beat him and you!"
"Okay, give me 15 minutes and I'll be there."
In 15minutes exactly the son pulls up in a jeep, jumps out and beats the hell out of the expensive car owner.
He then walks to his father and says,
"Dad, I train Navy Seals, not dolphins."
An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile . The owner of the expensive automobile jumped out and confronts the old man and says, "Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp."
"Wait, buddy, I don't have that kind of money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins."
The old man calls his son, and as he is about to speak, the expensive car owner yanks the phone from his hand and says,
"So you train dolphins, your old man just damaged my car, you bring $10,000 or I'm gonna beat him and you!"
"Okay, give me 15 minutes and I'll be there."
In 15minutes exactly the son pulls up in a jeep, jumps out and beats the hell out of the expensive car owner.
He then walks to his father and says,
"Dad, I train Navy Seals, not dolphins."
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Yesterday we had a traffic mishap that, while tragic, must have looked like something out of a movie or a Far Side comic strip.
Two vehicles collided at an intersection and one careened out of control into a large fireworks store. Given the time of the year, the store was fully stocked. You can imagine the results. The person in the vehicle that hit the store was killed.
Two vehicles collided at an intersection and one careened out of control into a large fireworks store. Given the time of the year, the store was fully stocked. You can imagine the results. The person in the vehicle that hit the store was killed.
