Reminds me of the guy, who found a genie in a bottle.
The genie said to him, "Master, I can grant you three wishes. But choose wisely. Whatever you wish, your most hated enemy will get double."
"OK," said the man, "how about giving me the winning ticket for the lottery?"
"Your wish is my command," said the genie. He reached into his vest and handed the man the ticket. "Your nemesis has two of the same ticket."
The man winced. Thinking hard, he said, "OK, genie, I want a million dollar house next to a championship golf course, and a Playboy bunny for a wife!"
"Granted!" said the genie. "You will notice the two million dollar home across the fairway belongs to your arch-rival, and he's shacking up with Miss November and her twin sister."
The man was clearly infuriated by this.
He sat down, muttering under his breath about his dumb luck for finding such a useless genie. Suddenly, he leapt to his feet. "Genie!" He yelled. "I want you to beat me half to death!"