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Can safely testify this hasn't happened to me yet…
Lucky13
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I see what you did there....
Snautzer01
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Greg Boeser
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Spoil sports!
Lucky13
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A classic....
I imagine some of you out there are like this!
I imagine some of you out there are like this!
special ed
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- May 13, 2018
No prohibition of one's own private parts.
special ed
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- May 13, 2018
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Irish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland"?
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales ... WALES, ya bloody idiot!"
So, I apologized and replied, "I'm so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland?"
... and that's the last thing I remember.
MIflyer
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Star Trek said it would be Aluminum. Oh, that's right! We have that, too.
Why Scientists Are Making Transparent Wood
Stronger than plastic and tougher than glass, the resin-filled material is being exploited for smartphone screens, insulated windows and more.
Why Scientists Are Making Transparent Wood
Stronger than plastic and tougher than glass, the resin-filled material is being exploited for smartphone screens, insulated windows and more.
MIflyer
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My next door neighbor lost a fence one night due to this. And based on that, ESPECIALLY do not touch them with your mouth.
special ed
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Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
Yet...
